Terman's Law of Innovation: If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each. Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. The Peter Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence. H.L.Mencken's Law: Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach. Martin's Extension: Those who can't teach, administer Belani's Extrapolation: Those who cannot even administer, become consultants. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Van Herpen's Law: The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers. Murphy's Law of Government: If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with Someone you don't want to be seen with. Young's Law: Great discoveries are made by mistake. Kin Hubbard: A good listener is usually thinking about something else One Anonymous Great Seer's Law : Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. |
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