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Sunday, July 24, 2005

INTERESTING PRACTICAL LAWS FOR YOU

 

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PRACTICAL LAWS FOR YOU


Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

H.L.Mencken's Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

Martin's Extension:
Those who can't teach, administer

Belani's Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Van Herpen's Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

Murphy's Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with Someone you don't want to be seen with.

Young's Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.

Kin Hubbard:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else

One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

 
 
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